Shirland

What is Shirland?


1.

A lonely village populated only by a few oldies, couple of preppies and ME! The only realy reason to go there is for the good looking guy in Fusebox.

I passed through Shirland the otherday, it's so small- blink and you'll miss it.

2.

A small rough-neck town in northern Illinois. The entire town is run by a fellow called Mr. Allen. He is the judge, jury, and executioner (and rocks the hardest).

I thought I could speed through Shirland the other day but Mr. Allen got a hold of me first.

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