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When you take a dump and see in the toilet so many individual turds that it looks like a black welfare family at the pool.
I went to dr..
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Pun on "a fair-weather friend" (which is a friend one could only depend on in good times). A friend you only see during affair..
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When your spouse or significant other gives you a comment that is both serious and sweet at the same time.
"Bob, I care about you ..