Shirley Edit Meaning

1.

A person highly motivated and inspires other to do the same. Always full of energy and seems to add a smile to everyone's day.

"There is a Shirley in everyone's lifetime. Someone to add sunshine to another's gloomy day."

See shirley, motivate, inspire, sunshine, smile

2.

Refers to a female student with an ability to survive through thick and thin on nothing but her own epic. They are charismatic and can be annoyingly emoor annoyingly peppy, often varying between these two extremes at random. Shirleys often worry too much, but are loyal and caring.

You: Hey, Shirley.

Shirley: Ugh, FML.

You: What's wrong?

Shirley: I dunno, I'm just stressed.

You: Aw, come on. You worry too much.

Shirley: (sudden change of heart) Yeah, you're right. COW. HAHA. COW.

You: Haha, you're awesome?

Shirley: So are you!

You: Thanks!

Shirley: *radiates epicness*

See gifty, cat, emo, peppy, eggs, bizznatch, wai

3.

the word of demanding sex.

i really really want a shirley!

See sex, doing, it, hit that, alaska

4.

a piece of unwanted sticking up hair.

Alice: mayte you got some raw shirley

Becky: Shiaaaaaaaat, get the hairspray.

See hair, beauty, unwanted, issue

5.

someone who wears only a bra under her sweater or jacket.

"Wow, she's totally pulling a Shirley today..."

See shirley, sweater, bra, jacket

6.

A small penis. A shirley is typically less than three inches in length.

Whoa! Look at that Shirley!! That's gross!!

See micropenis, small weiner, ding

7.

A slang term used to describe behavior related to homo-phobia.

A term used to decribe a man that is homosexual but trying to pass as straight.

a term associated with a frustraited man who refuses to accept he is gay, and the subsequent behavior that this frustration produces

"What is wrong with Mike? He is acting like a total SHIRLEY."

"Up, Shirley is a gay"

See in the closet, closet homosexual, mike, blueballer