What is Shirt?
1.
Human advertisement device
Companies use shirts to create walking advertisements out of people! Your only options to avoid this are to wear blank shirts (not recommended) or none at all.
2.
"shit" without the "r"
commonly typoed as "shit" when writing about an essay on shirts. Rresults in a bad grade.
3.
A garment or article of clothing used to cover the upper body, which a hole cut to incorporate the arms and neck.
Shit, you got a shirt from unionventure? Those assholes have funny shit!
4.
a piece of clothing worn over breasts or chests
you wear a shirt over a bra
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5.
The object that covers up a nice pair of breasts.
O man vivek... that shirt is covering up her tits man.
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6.
Slang term in the U.S. Air Force in reference to the First Sergeant, also known ad the First Shirt or simply, "The Shirt." Normally a unit commander delegates a lot of authority and responsibility to the Shirt. As such, most duty, health, morale, and disciplinary issues involving enlisted personnel are handled directly by the Shirt.
Airman Smith, you're scheduled to meet with the Shirt at 1400 on Wednesday.
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7.
When something/someone is incredibly awesome/cool.
Eliza: You're so shirt.
Daniel: I am so shirt.
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