Shirt Cows

What is Shirt Cows?

A woman's boobs. Her titties. Her lady bumps. Deposits of fat and tissue on a woman's chest. Sometimes abnormally fat men have shirt cows.

Hoo baby I love them shirt cows!

"By the looks of those shirt cows I'll never go hungry!"

-Stewie, from Family Guy

Holy shitnuts, that guy as some major shirt cows!

Khardungla

1. n. a dressing down, a hysterical verbal flagellation or attack, often delivered to the undeserved. Derived from the fact that Khardungla..

Zwoop

1. The state marked by firm turgid form and erect position of a previously flaccid bodily part containing cavernous tissue when that tissue..

Scrag Mop

1. Someone with very messy hair, or else someone you just wish to point out who is ugly. "Nice hair scrag mop" Or "...SCR..

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