Shirt Cows

What is Shirt Cows?

A woman's boobs. Her titties. Her lady bumps. Deposits of fat and tissue on a woman's chest. Sometimes abnormally fat men have shirt cows.

Hoo baby I love them shirt cows!

"By the looks of those shirt cows I'll never go hungry!"

-Stewie, from Family Guy

Holy shitnuts, that guy as some major shirt cows!

Troi

1. A worthless person, derived from Star Trek TNG's most worthless character. Greg: Oh no, Grant is here. Matt: What a Troi. Wesley..

Zwick

1. someone who is a MAJOR slut. like the sluttiest of sluts. bill- dude, do you think that girl puts out easily? ted- yeah! she's a ..

Turtle Dove

1. While having sex and right before the man is about to ejaculate, he takes his penis out, points it into the air above the partners head,..

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