Shirt Cows

What is Shirt Cows?

A woman's boobs. Her titties. Her lady bumps. Deposits of fat and tissue on a woman's chest. Sometimes abnormally fat men have shirt cows.

Hoo baby I love them shirt cows!

"By the looks of those shirt cows I'll never go hungry!"

-Stewie, from Family Guy

Holy shitnuts, that guy as some major shirt cows!

Viper75

1. one who pretends to be a snake, and slithers on the ground. also has a small cock. viper75 is active today See steve..

Katera

1. to kick ones ass beyond recognition dont make me go katera on you..

Zigafreadousmontoid

1. Idiot - (aussie slang.) created in the 70’s You're such a zigafreadousmontoid!..

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