Shirt Cows

What is Shirt Cows?

A woman's boobs. Her titties. Her lady bumps. Deposits of fat and tissue on a woman's chest. Sometimes abnormally fat men have shirt cows.

Hoo baby I love them shirt cows!

"By the looks of those shirt cows I'll never go hungry!"

-Stewie, from Family Guy

Holy shitnuts, that guy as some major shirt cows!

Icefever

1. When you are home alone,and you are super horny, and you wish you had Isys around for a strip tease and give you some professional brain..

Yult

1. a bro way of saying yes..youve all heard yult before you just excuse it as yup or yulp..no longer will you make that mistake hey ken..d..

Butch Chaser

1. A straight man that is attracted to tom-boyish, more athletic women who dressed simply with little or no makeup, etc. Unfortunately, man..

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