Shirt Parties Edit Meaning

1. To stand in the middle of a crowd of strangers on public transport whilst descreetly jerking off. I had an excellent minglewank on the ..

1. Generally used when something is f*cked up beyond repair or to explain how something got f*cked up beyond repair. I would take you ther..

1. unexplicable bruises appearing on the body, especially on the shin, knee and thigh, after a night of heavy partying. The marks occur a..