What is Shirt Penis?
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n. When a man wearing a dress shirt forgets to pull up his fly and subsequently discovers, much to his chagrin, that the tail(s) of his shirt is sticking straight out through the hole.
John had to go to the bathroom during the benefit dinner and on the way back, he forgot to pull up his fly. Man, did we all laugh at his shirt penis.
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A form of herpes, affecting the scrotal area of a junior Marine, resulting in the dramatic decrease in brain activity.
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To expell siemen onto another object, usually a person. ejaculatejizcumdickspit
WTF?! You just disembobulated all over my face!
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