What is Shirt Penis?
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n. When a man wearing a dress shirt forgets to pull up his fly and subsequently discovers, much to his chagrin, that the tail(s) of his shirt is sticking straight out through the hole.
John had to go to the bathroom during the benefit dinner and on the way back, he forgot to pull up his fly. Man, did we all laugh at his shirt penis.
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an occurence one would consider fore-play leading up to kissing, petting and/or slight dry-humping which includes the likes of massaging..
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A group of people who do not know how to use a map. Only known in South Carolina.
"I believe that US Americans..."
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