What is Shirt Penis?
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n. When a man wearing a dress shirt forgets to pull up his fly and subsequently discovers, much to his chagrin, that the tail(s) of his shirt is sticking straight out through the hole.
John had to go to the bathroom during the benefit dinner and on the way back, he forgot to pull up his fly. Man, did we all laugh at his shirt penis.
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A lingering fart - one with substance.
Man, that elevator smells like ass! I think Jim left a Christmas biscuit in there.
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Invented by Bright Noa, it is a piercing slap to the face that instantly transforms wimps into MEN OF DESTINY!!
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