Shirtfaced

What is Shirtfaced?

State of being so tired that the act of leaning against a rack of shirts at a store is quite comfortable and nearly induces sleep.

"Oh man, I'm so shirtfaced... I almost passed out in the men's department at Kohl's."

Afro-engineer

1. A somewhat more polite way of saying nigger rig. I couldn't afford to patch the wall, so we had to afro-engineer it with Duck Tape..

Traitor Gas

1. Gasoline from Citgo. Called that because the majority of Citgo is owned by the Venezuelan government, led by Hugo Chavez, a socialist an..

Martian Breakfast

1. When a guy pleasures a girl with his tongue after consuming an entire bag of pop rocks. It felt amazing last night when Brandon gave me..

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