Shirtfaced

What is Shirtfaced?

State of being so tired that the act of leaning against a rack of shirts at a store is quite comfortable and nearly induces sleep.

"Oh man, I'm so shirtfaced... I almost passed out in the men's department at Kohl's."

Fatdum

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Stranger Squared

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