Shirtfaced

What is Shirtfaced?

State of being so tired that the act of leaning against a rack of shirts at a store is quite comfortable and nearly induces sleep.

"Oh man, I'm so shirtfaced... I almost passed out in the men's department at Kohl's."

1st Edition

1. The very first to be printed. 1st Edition is a term that applies to things that are collectable. Since 1st Editions are only out for a s..

Decimeter Peter

1. An abnormally small penis. Girl: "Let's see what we have here..." *zip* "Oh shit, how do you expect to fuck me wi..

Iocane Pussy

1. A vagina that does not taste or smell like anything. Iocane pussy is odorless, tasteless, and is among the more deadly poisons known to..

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