Shirtfaced

What is Shirtfaced?

State of being so tired that the act of leaning against a rack of shirts at a store is quite comfortable and nearly induces sleep.

"Oh man, I'm so shirtfaced... I almost passed out in the men's department at Kohl's."

Logging The Forbidden Forest

1. Shaving your penis hair. Ususally done by gay people or perverts. I'd hate to be a lumberjack if they were loggint the forbidden f..

Xln't

1. Short for excellent. X - "excks" L - "ell" N't - "ent" More for use with taking notes as opposed ..

Xpxp

1. kisses and licks (as opposed to hugs and kisses). x=kiss p=lick dear _, have a good day at work. remember to pick up some milk and ..

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