Shirtfaced

What is Shirtfaced?

State of being so tired that the act of leaning against a rack of shirts at a store is quite comfortable and nearly induces sleep.

"Oh man, I'm so shirtfaced... I almost passed out in the men's department at Kohl's."

Muffmangler

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Cornlords

1. Human feces containing visible amounts of undigested corn. Dude I hit the stalls cuz I had to take a crap and somebody left a herd of c..

Uhwna

1. when you think you see a hott chick that is far, but when see gets close you realize she isn't hott! you think she is hott until y..

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