Shirtfaced

What is Shirtfaced?

State of being so tired that the act of leaning against a rack of shirts at a store is quite comfortable and nearly induces sleep.

"Oh man, I'm so shirtfaced... I almost passed out in the men's department at Kohl's."

Quacomole

1. 1) A pasty substance made primarily of compressed ducks. Often served on nachos. 2) A commond mispelling of 'guacomole' 3) ..

Half-shapp

1. to perform one of the two parts of t-shapping. "Well, you've already shit yourself, are you going to hang out for a while, or..

Jack Button

1. The act of ejaculating directly into the navel thus filling the belly button with jape. Only works with an "inny" belly butto..

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