Shirtfaced

What is Shirtfaced?

State of being so tired that the act of leaning against a rack of shirts at a store is quite comfortable and nearly induces sleep.

"Oh man, I'm so shirtfaced... I almost passed out in the men's department at Kohl's."

Volleyball Raped

1. When one lunges for a volleyball in a pick up game with a group of kids and pulls his groin, emmitting a girlish squeal as he collapses ..

Five Finger Fiesta

1. the art of male masturbation. see also booping the bishop, flogging the dolphin, spanking the monkey That party was boring so I went ho..

Oh Dear God

1. something you say when you experience something or see something so unbelievably unbelieavble oh dear god he's dressed like a pink..

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