Shirtfaced

What is Shirtfaced?

State of being so tired that the act of leaning against a rack of shirts at a store is quite comfortable and nearly induces sleep.

"Oh man, I'm so shirtfaced... I almost passed out in the men's department at Kohl's."

Doofshangler

1. to get a cum shot in the eye and to loose sight for at least an hour. Dude i gave her at least three doofshanglers in one weekend. See..

Fat Surfer

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Emoxcore

1. 1. the state of being extremely emo 2. something that is very emo 3. something amazingly emo and cooler than you 1."did you hear..

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