What is Shirtless Wonder?
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Any male who goes shirtless in public events such as concerts or parties. Usually drunk. Most often wearing inappropriate shorts or cut offs. Varying styles of facial hair and is always tanned or sunburned. Most often seen with a mullet. Always a complete fucktard.
We were all having a good time watching the band until that shirtless wonder showed up and started hollering and dancing in front of the stage.
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The folds that make you look like you have a turkey neck.
"That tall chick with the long hair over there has a Fordcoates neck!EEW..