What is Shirvanian?
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To be as much of a piece of shit Jew as possible. If you've already eaten and you're asked what you want for dinner, you ask for candy of some sort, so you can stick it in your bag to take home and eat later. You will NEVER pass up anything free, including butt sex. To whine and bitch any time you don't get exactly what you want. To be able to walk into a wall with a boner and break your nose.
Yo, that motherfucking jew Shirvanian keeps bitching about stupid shit. I'm gonna punch that gigantic fucking nose off his face.
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