What is Shirven?
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cold blooded reptile which migrates south for the summer to eat young children. this animal prefers children ages 8- 12 years of age. before devouring, the shirven likes to carry out his pre-devouring ritual which consists of dancing naked in traffic while singing the latest pussycat doll single.
hey man look at that shirven being really loud in traffic.
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What it says on the child's face in the ad which may or may not be at the top of this page.
What a stupid ad...