Shishka

What is Shishka?


1.

A shishka is a slack-jawed animal with a hammer-like arm and potato-shaped head that mauls anything with an opinion.

"I think Halo 2 is flawed for these reasons..."

"Run while you can, man! Shishka is coming!"

See shishka, bungie, halo 2

2.

An extremely sexy moderator on B.

Know for his resemblance to Lord English, and for his relationship with your mom, Shishka has become a feared word among spammers and morons alike.

His willingness to ban is legendary.

"Whoa, Shishka just banhammered you"

"I'm Shishka.. apparently"

3.

A synonym for Lord British. Can be used to decribe any iteration of Ultima creator. Shishka lives in a fake castle in Texas.

"Hey, who invented Ultima dude?"

"Shishka, bro."

See Frankie

4.

A moderator on bungie

He thinks hes really cool but in fact he's actually an old queer guy who bares a strange resembalence to Lord British from Ultima. He also delights in banning people from the bungie forums.

Random kid: Shishka, you probably wear pink underwear don't you?

Shishka: I do not! you are now banned!

5.

A bitch who moderates at the bungie aka noob forums. He's notorious for eating his own shit and fucking guys in the pooper.

"Hey, did you see that guy fucking that other guy in the ass while eating his own shit? His name's shishka."


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