Shiss

What is Shiss?


1.

Form of defecation that resembles urine as much as feces; liquid poo.

Matt just let some shiss rip in the toilet

See Dave

2.

A complicated art, when performed correctly 'shissing' exemplifies multi-tasking and unequivocable prowess to the hilt of mankind's uppermost eschalons. Quite literally, 'to shiss' is to excrete simultaneously, which is too say 'pissing whilst shitting...shissing'.

A fundamental quality of military leaders and comedic performers alike, shissing nevertheless assumes the position of social taboo, and is thus confined to confidential conversation and, inevitably, slangdefine

Person 1: Buddy, i have an issue...i need to do a twosie and onesie...at the same time

Person 2: Don't worry, just take a shiss

Person 1: Fo' shissle

See multi-tasking, women, men, life

3.

When you go for a dump but only thin light brown water comes out, usually spattering the pan, often resulting in splashback

"I just shissed all over the place"

See pap, poo, turd, splatter, splashback, diarrhoea

4.

An attempt to shit in which only pissing occurs. 3-5 solid rectal pushes resulting only in a half toilet bowl of urine leaving the body.

That shiss wasted ten mintues of my life

See sfart, shart, shisstem, gonad

5.

When urinating takes as long as defecating.

Dude...have you been laying some cables?

Nah....I just had a shiss

See piss, shit, urinate, defecate, cock

6.

see 1.5

My shiss was horrible.

See Rob


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