What is Shiss?
1.
Form of defecation that resembles urine as much as feces; liquid poo.
Matt just let some shiss rip in the toilet
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2.
A complicated art, when performed correctly 'shissing' exemplifies multi-tasking and unequivocable prowess to the hilt of mankind's uppermost eschalons. Quite literally, 'to shiss' is to excrete simultaneously, which is too say 'pissing whilst shitting...shissing'.
A fundamental quality of military leaders and comedic performers alike, shissing nevertheless assumes the position of social taboo, and is thus confined to confidential conversation and, inevitably, slangdefine
Person 1: Buddy, i have an issue...i need to do a twosie and onesie...at the same time
Person 2: Don't worry, just take a shiss
Person 1: Fo' shissle
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3.
When you go for a dump but only thin light brown water comes out, usually spattering the pan, often resulting in
"I just shissed all over the place"
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4.
An attempt to shit in which only pissing occurs. 3-5 solid rectal pushes resulting only in a half toilet bowl of urine leaving the body.
That shiss wasted ten mintues of my life
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5.
When urinating takes as long as defecating.
Dude...have you been laying some cables?
Nah....I just had a shiss
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My shiss was horrible.
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