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too large to fit regular condoms
Whats up?
My boyfriend is such a rubber wrecker. We went thoguh a whole box of condoms and I finally ..
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the act of using a plunger to dislodge chrome from the underbelly of a fruitcake
"Honey, there's some chrome on the underbell..
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when someone tries to compliment you but you know it's a total lie.
guy 1:Dude, your tie totally matches your shirt.
guy 2: what ..