What is Shit A Cold Purple Twinkie?
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A severe offense to one's sense of propriety or decency; an outrage; a disturbance of function, equilibrium, or mental faculties; a potentially fatal physiological reaction to a variety of conditions.
I nearly shit a cold purple twinkie when I heard of the horrible turn of events.
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To wake someone from an alcohol-induced slumber by slapping them in the face with your unit.
Man, Rob's been sleeping on the pool ..
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A fart or shart that leaves a stain in your undies
i just dropped a skid missle and need a new pair of panties
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