What is Shit A Cold Purple Twinkie?


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A severe offense to one's sense of propriety or decency; an outrage; a disturbance of function, equilibrium, or mental faculties; a potentially fatal physiological reaction to a variety of conditions.

I nearly shit a cold purple twinkie when I heard of the horrible turn of events.

See shocked, shit a brick, snap, cracked, nick


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