Shit And Brush

What is Shit And Brush?

The act of pretending to brush your teeth in the bathroom, when you're actually shitting. Usually done by shy shitters.

"I didn't want my roommates to know I was taking a dump, so I pulled a shit and brush"

See brush, shit, shy

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