Shit And Jerk

What is Shit And Jerk?

When you s(h)it on the can and jerk offtoo.

Primarily performed by teenagers who can't get any other free time to pleasr themselves.

crackaw:yo dude i gotta shit and jerk, my rents been home all day

lookawt: aight man later

Squeekponential

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Shelby

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'going For A Bath'

1. Going for a bath = going for a wank. Used as an excuse, for example, 'going for a bath' at suspicious times of night. See go..

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