Shit And Jerk

What is Shit And Jerk?

When you s(h)it on the can and jerk offtoo.

Primarily performed by teenagers who can't get any other free time to pleasr themselves.

crackaw:yo dude i gotta shit and jerk, my rents been home all day

lookawt: aight man later

Hork Crunchies

1. peices of undigested food, stomach innards or otherwise crunchy substance located in ones spit puddle after they hock a loogie, or mayb..

Jollytrot

1. When u stick your own dick into your nostril area. Mom Can u help me pull my Jollytrot out my nose!..

Opher

1. A stupid fatty with a bad attitude. Is very ugly. Resembles a monkey, rhino, rat, and a hippo. Usually male. Has lots of hair, its just ..

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