Shit And Jerk

What is Shit And Jerk?

When you s(h)it on the can and jerk offtoo.

Primarily performed by teenagers who can't get any other free time to pleasr themselves.

crackaw:yo dude i gotta shit and jerk, my rents been home all day

lookawt: aight man later

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