What is Shit And Shower?
1.
(Verb) The act of taking a shit, then immediately showering as an alternative to wiping ones ass. Usually practiced my young males.
"Curses, the toilet paper is out, guess its time for a shit and shower."
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2.
A routine done by the average male in which he takes a shower immediately after a shit.
JIM: Hold on, I gotta take a shit and shower.
3.
how prison inmates would describe a short term sentence in prison such as one or two months
there long enough for a shit and shower and then go home
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4.
When a fat person can't reach they're ass and decides that showering would be a good alternative to wiping ones ass.
In Black slang: "that lady is so fat i bet she shit and shower"
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