Shit And Split

What is Shit And Split?


1.

Verb:

To fart and then leave, allowing others to endure the stench.

See also:

Fart and Dart

Crikey! Bob shit and split ten minutes ago and the stink lingers.

See fart, pass gas, stink, rip ass, ambiance

2.

The act of taking a dump in someone else's house on the way out of that house; without the person directly realizing it until they hear the toilet flush. And by that time, you're gone.

Matt: Andrew took a massive crap in in your house yesterday!

Chris: Yah, he Shit and Split!

See screwing, dumping, running, dickmove


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