Shit And Surf

What is Shit And Surf?

The act of using your laptop and browsing the internet whilst also using the toilet.

guy 1 on msn: hey man, wuu2?

guy 2: just having a shit and surf

guy 1: thats foul. lemme know when your off the bog, then i might reconsider our friendship.

guy 2: thats a bit harsh...

guy 1: WELL LIFES HARSH, DEAL WITH IT.

guy 2: *cries*

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