Shit Beard

What is Shit Beard?


1.

Self-explanatory - a beard-like coating of shit around one's chin and cheeks; usually self-induced

After Bobby chili dogged her, she shovelled it up into a shit beard and grinned.

2.

1. Disastrous facial hair.

2. Phrase used as an expletive to describe the owner of said faical hair.

3. Aftermath of administering a rim job

See also: chin squig, bum fluff, bunting, goon features, W. G. Grace, Robin Cook, The Blunkett, Spinoza, crumpet head, croon muncher, toffee cheeks, Malcolm Glazer

John shouted at Nick 'Oi, Shit Beard! Shave you twat!' As Nick was the owner of a preposterous chin squig, he relented and consented, to much jubilation.

3.

Homosexual act of wiping feces on your partners upper lip and chin right after the act of anal intercourse.

Damn that shit beard smelled after Rapp hit me with it.

I was shocked at the size of Zitsmans shit beard!

See homo, holmdel, gay, gross, fecal


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