Shit Buffet

What is Shit Buffet?


1.

A point in time at which all parts of life and all possible choices/options seem like total shit. As if you were standing in front of a buffet where every dish was a different style of shit.

Fried shit, sauteed shit, shit flambee, shit au gratin, shit con carne, shit with hoisin sauce.

I'm late for work because my car won't start, i can't call because my phone is in the house, i locked myself OUT of the house, and nobody is home. Great, now its raining. What a shit buffet.

See shit, buffet, sucks, hell

2.

The act of preforming oral sex on a female, only to find out that she has not wiped her asshole cleanly of fecal matter.

Bro 1: Dude, how was eating out that hunnie last night?

Bro 2: Ugh it was so gross. Bitch gave me the Shit Buffet.

See shit, buffet, ass, orgasm, oral sex, shi, butt, vagina, pussy


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