Shit Carver

What is Shit Carver?

To sculpt statues or lesser known figurines out of piles of excrement, or other bodily waste in a pleasent yet purposeful manner.

Brett: Dude somebody shit all over the public bathroom!

Kevin: Yeah right bro, I know that you were in there Shit Carver. Carve up anything good?

Brett: Abe Fuckin Lincoln!

See carvin, carver, shit stains, stains

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