What is Shit Carver?
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To sculpt statues or lesser known figurines out of piles of excrement, or other bodily waste in a pleasent yet purposeful manner.
Brett: Dude somebody shit all over the public bathroom!
Kevin: Yeah right bro, I know that you were in there Shit Carver. Carve up anything good?
Brett: Abe Fuckin Lincoln!
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its when you putt sand in your crack to make it dryer than the desert and participate in unlubricated anal sex at high speed for fun.
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Another nice way to say masturbation without being so obvious.
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