What is Shit Carver?
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To sculpt statues or lesser known figurines out of piles of excrement, or other bodily waste in a pleasent yet purposeful manner.
Brett: Dude somebody shit all over the public bathroom!
Kevin: Yeah right bro, I know that you were in there Shit Carver. Carve up anything good?
Brett: Abe Fuckin Lincoln!
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When you take an extra long time during your lunch break.
Joe: Wheres Bob, he was supposed to be back 15 minutes ago?
Lisa: Oh he must..
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Also known as the Late Fee Processing Center. A loosely knit group of dumbasses who don't know the whats going on. They make rules ..
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Unable to be made uncertain; impossible to be made iffy.
I love the certainty he has. Even when I'm iffy, he's uniffifiable.
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