Shit Cert

What is Shit Cert?

When someone's breath is so bad, that even after inserting a refreshing Certs Mint Candy, their breath still reeks like shit.

Kyle: Dude, your breath is rank ass nasty! You need a breath mint.

Dwayne: Braaaaa I just ate a couple of breath mints. It should smell minty fresh.

Kyle: It ain't working Braaaaaa! What kinda mint was it? A Shit Cert? Smells like someone shit in your mouth.

See bad breath, poop, halitosis, rotten

Iadrtm

1. Text shorthand to announce to someone that "I am definitely ready to meet/meetup." RDY 2 M/U? IADRTM!!! word See meeting, ..

Zybnsff

1. A cannabalistic African tribe who uses excessive body paint. The Zybnsff's came so we pretty much ran like hell! See killers, ref..

Ulugy

1. Poem of Death; something you write about a dead person... My album: Ulugy of Walmart See Fuzz..

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