Shit Cert

What is Shit Cert?

When someone's breath is so bad, that even after inserting a refreshing Certs Mint Candy, their breath still reeks like shit.

Kyle: Dude, your breath is rank ass nasty! You need a breath mint.

Dwayne: Braaaaa I just ate a couple of breath mints. It should smell minty fresh.

Kyle: It ain't working Braaaaaa! What kinda mint was it? A Shit Cert? Smells like someone shit in your mouth.

See bad breath, poop, halitosis, rotten

Redanted

1. crazy, something you cant describe, f*cked up, wild, many times used if you were completely out of it at party the previous night. Comes..

Keef

1. Either the crystals off dank marijuana buds or the yellow pollen from the male plants. The keef blizzy knocked me on my ass last night!..

Numtumbout

1. when pronounced "know what im talking about" is what is sounds like.. NUMTUMBOUT! Man, this slangdefine is thowed.. numtumbou..

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