Shit Cert

What is Shit Cert?


1.

When someone's breath is so bad, that even after inserting a refreshing Certs Mint Candy, their breath still reeks like shit.

Kyle: Dude, your breath is rank ass nasty! You need a breath mint.

Dwayne: Braaaaa I just ate a couple of breath mints. It should smell minty fresh.

Kyle: It ain't working Braaaaaa! What kinda mint was it? A Shit Cert? Smells like someone shit in your mouth.

See bad breath, poop, halitosis, rotten


48

Random Words:

1. Increasing in size or stature by the millimeter. The pet snake increased in length millimetrically after it shed. See exponentially, s..
1. A way to type quickly "Dude, that's so money" Person A: "My team won last night." Person B: "good 4 U&qu..
1. A new device for treatment of glaucoma; can be used by layman Did you test eye your vision with a TonoVision? See eye, vision, glaucom..