Shit Cert

What is Shit Cert?

When someone's breath is so bad, that even after inserting a refreshing Certs Mint Candy, their breath still reeks like shit.

Kyle: Dude, your breath is rank ass nasty! You need a breath mint.

Dwayne: Braaaaa I just ate a couple of breath mints. It should smell minty fresh.

Kyle: It ain't working Braaaaaa! What kinda mint was it? A Shit Cert? Smells like someone shit in your mouth.

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Your Mother's Mother's Face

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Catch 22

1. A requirement that cannot be met until a prerequisite requirement is met, however, the prerequisite cannot be obtained until the origina..

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