What is Shit Cert?
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When someone's breath is so bad, that even after inserting a refreshing Certs Mint Candy, their breath still reeks like shit.
Kyle: Dude, your breath is rank ass nasty! You need a breath mint.
Dwayne: Braaaaa I just ate a couple of breath mints. It should smell minty fresh.
Kyle: It ain't working Braaaaaa! What kinda mint was it? A Shit Cert? Smells like someone shit in your mouth.
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To shit in a fan so that it blows all around getting everywhere.
Man I gave Eboni a Virginian Blizzard while she was sleeping. She woke..
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a chick that is so hot that you know she will never even let you near her
1:wow, shes hot
2:go talk to her
1:nah, she's unfuckab..
