Shit Cert

What is Shit Cert?

When someone's breath is so bad, that even after inserting a refreshing Certs Mint Candy, their breath still reeks like shit.

Kyle: Dude, your breath is rank ass nasty! You need a breath mint.

Dwayne: Braaaaa I just ate a couple of breath mints. It should smell minty fresh.

Kyle: It ain't working Braaaaaa! What kinda mint was it? A Shit Cert? Smells like someone shit in your mouth.

See bad breath, poop, halitosis, rotten

Zahra

1. n. A female who is deliciously sexy; Erotically and arousingly attractive. One who is able to make men burn with desire. Damn that chic..

Virgin Diamond

1. A sexual position where one man is on his back doing the girl in the vagina and another is doing her in the ass, while the girl is givin..

Eyster

1. 1. A hairy chest 2. One who can easily absorb and recite on command, all the useless information in the world. 3. Typically a Paladin..

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