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A news reporter who is vertically challeged and wears a bikini
tom crossman is a midgit in a bikini..
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What one uses to pee in a half-sleepy state turning on the bright bathroom lights only burns your eyes so you piss by sound. Never miss...
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This is when you fail to perform a kum fumble.
Yo shawty, my load time was all whack so I ended up kum punting.
See kum, fumbling, foo..
