What is Shit Dick Shit Damn?
1.
An interjection exclaimed as the result of one of the following:
1. Extreme bodily pain.
2. The realization of some abhorred event.
3. The ecstasy of feeling one's dick sliding into and out of
1. Guy: "Shit dick shit damn! I just fell on my face!"
2. Guy: "Shit dick shit damn! I've got cancer!"
3. Guy: "Shit dick shit damn, Jesus, you've got a nice ass! It feels good to dick you!"
Jesus: "That's arse ass to you!"
Guy: "Whatever it is, it's heavenly!"
Jesus: "My father sexually abused me. He used to dick my ass every night when I was four."
Guy: "You mean God?"
Jesus: "Yeah, he would watch Animal Planet to see the animals having sex so he could get turned on while he dicked me."
Guy: "He sounds like a real asshole."
Jesus: "Well, the belief in him has convinced millions to hate each other, so yeah, he's kind of an asshole."
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