What is Shit Dick Surprise?
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The wholesome, pleasant treat bestowed upon your penis after a hearty session of anal jackhammering. Often associated with fucking your girlfriend's ass for the first time, and her subsequent loss of spxincteral control. Also known as the chocolate fairy, fiber maiden, and the corn-covered lollipop.
Odell was really enjoying Ms. Profitt's ass, until the unforseen arrival of shit dick surprise. Then he was crushed by the tidal waves of her flapping ass cheeks.
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The act of masturbating while in a car.
Motorbating helps Sandy stay awake when she needs to drive along on long trips.
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When meat is placed in the anus and is allowed to be eaten by a tasmanian devil, resulting in a torn up butthole, resembling the afterma..
