Shit Dick Surprise

What is Shit Dick Surprise?


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The wholesome, pleasant treat bestowed upon your penis after a hearty session of anal jackhammering. Often associated with fucking your girlfriend's ass for the first time, and her subsequent loss of spxincteral control. Also known as the chocolate fairy, fiber maiden, and the corn-covered lollipop.

Odell was really enjoying Ms. Profitt's ass, until the unforseen arrival of shit dick surprise. Then he was crushed by the tidal waves of her flapping ass cheeks.


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