Shit Dildo

What is Shit Dildo?


1.

A dildo made of human faeces, typically freshly "layed" and preferably a type 3 on the Bristol stool scale, that being its weighty and sturdy, able to be held at one end without breaking.

Often whilst indulging in a night of scat Tim liked to use his partners shit dildo to pound his man pussy

See sex toys, coprophillia, insertions, anus

2.

Shit Dildo a frozen turd used as revenge whilst somebody is asleep. When they awaken the shit dildo has melted and left a smelly sloppy mess in there anus or vigina.

Oliver Stankovich caught his girl friend sucking off his dog. Later that night she feel asleep Oliver removed an already made shit dildo from the freezer then inserted it in her vagina. When she awoke he laughed and pointed saying "You have a shitty minge"

See shit, dildo, crap, fuck, cunt, whore


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