Shit Elf

What is Shit Elf?

an imaginary elf that lives in your toilet. when you are constipated, he pulls the poop out of you by chanting mystical spells.

man i thought i would never go. thank you shit elf!

Qws

1. Questionable white stain; any unidentified white mark or stain often found on clothing. May raise suspicion as to 'how it got there..

Dickwise

1. ADJ. The act of being intelligent or wise about the male reproductive organ. That girl I hooked up with at the party was totally dickw..

U.c.f.

1. Upper Chodal Freshness. The space in between a girls legs. Damn that girl has a mad nice U.C.F...

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