What is Shit Faucet?
1.
A bowel movement characterized by a purely liquid fecal stream coming from the anus.
I polished off a bottle of Makers last night and had the beer shits first thing this morning. It was a repugnant 20 second shit faucet.
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2.
An orifice between your butt cheeks that shit tumbles out of.
I turned on my shit faucet and laid 14" of cable.
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