Shit Fingers

What is Shit Fingers?

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1. When everything you touch turns to shit.

2. Fucking up at work due to an illness.

"I tried to install that new shelf I bought, but my case of shit fingers caused me to put the hammer through the wall instead."

"I was so out of it from a head cold, I shutdown the SAN."

See screw the pooch, royal fuck up, cluster fuck, fubar, snafu, failure

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