What is Shit Fire And Save The Matches?
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An expression of surprise or shock that is an extension of the phrase 'Shit fire' Used primarily by people in the southern and mid western U.S.
"She's going to what? Well if she shaves her head, I'll shit fire and save the matches."
"Shit fire and save the matches! There's no way you really won at the casino."
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1. The persistant state of being dateless.
2. The act of being without a date.
3. The theme of imdateless.
Imdateless and wish I had ..