What is Shit Gnomes?
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little sadistic gnomes who after a night of hard drinking and partying sneak into your room and defecate in your mouth while you are sleeping. Occasionally they will hide your keys or cell phone as well.
Jim: I am totally hung-over and my mouth tastes like ass.
Jeffrey: Me too Jim. Looks like the shit gnomes were out last night
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