What is Shit Gods?
1.
Polite, indirect way of referring to the periodic elimination of solid waste (ie #2).
a) I'll catch up with you in just a sec. I have to make my morning offering to the shit gods. I hope they find it a worthy sacrifice.
b) Oh, the agony! pass the kayopectate... the shit gods must be angry with me! What have I done to incur their fierce wrath?
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