What is Shit Golden Eggs?
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1: a reference to a fairy tale, The Goose Who Laid the Golden Eggs, that recognizes the value of someone who is able to excrete golden eggs.
2: often said in response to remarkably unusual or otherwise unacceptable behavior exhibited by one's peer that is without any apparent reason or motive.
1: I wish I could shit golden eggs; then I would be rich!
2: Upon learning that John blow dries his hair every day, Hunter reaffirmed to John that he does not shit golden eggs.
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