Shit Haka

What is Shit Haka?


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The act of forcing anal excretion whilst ensuring oneself is in a squatted position over the intended target and replicating the famous 'war-dance' of the Maori tribes of New Zealand. The shit haka can also be used to 'crimp-off' at the end of an excretive episode.

That crap took me ages, I spent at least ten minutes doing the shit haka in there!

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