Shit Hands

What is Shit Hands?

Shit hands occures when a public restroom is all out of toilet paper. A similar incident known as "shit cat" occures in the home.

Karl: Man, what's that smell?

Janet: Well, the bathroom was fresh out of T.P., so now i have shit hands.

Karl: It happens. Fuck.

See shit, hands, cat, poop, t.p., toilet paper

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