What is Shit Happens?
1.
A universal religious concept:
Taoism : Shit Happens.
Hinduism : This shit happened before.
Islam : If shit happens, take hostages.
Buddhism : If shit happens is it really shit?
Protestantism : Shit happens if you work hard.
Catholicism : Shit Happens, I deserve it.
7th Day Adventist:Shit happens on Saturday.
Mormonism : Knock Knock, Shit Happens.
Judaism : Why does shit happen to me?
Krishnaism: Shit happens, ring a dingy ding.
Jehovah's Witness :People now living will see shit happen.
Paganism : Each shit has its own name.
Atheism : Bullshit!
TV Evangelism : Send more shit.
Rastafarianism : Let's smoke this shit.
Sunday School student:I gotta go !
2.
used when when the inevitable happens without being able to circumvent or stop it OR as a term of commisseration
Dont feel bad about it man, shit happens!
3.
When something happens that is out of one's control and usually results in a negative situations.
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Laurie: I spent my paycheck on drugs and now the landlord is kicking me out for not paying rent.
Leah: Shit happens.
4.
my outlook on
and now im typing random stuff to make up the 20 letters needed...never mind, shit happens
shit happens, usually to me, so you'll be alright
5.
When bad things happen to you, other people or the world. Apparently for no reason.
News/TV broadcast:
This morning a terrible
tragedy occured. One quarter of much-admiredLiverpudlian band theBeatles andworld peace activist ,John Lennon has been shot. In other news theSpice Girls have released another single and hope to tour every club worldwide shortly.
World: Well I guess bad shit happens.
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6.
A phrase that was originally created in the movie "Gump". Oddly enough, it can be modified to represent almost every religion and religional sect's main message.
Taoism: Shit Happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, take hostages.
Buddhism: If shit happens is it really shit?
Protestantism: Shit happens if you work hard.
Catholicism: Shit Happens, I deserve it.
7th Day Adventist:Shit happens on Saturday.
Mormonism: Knock Knock, Shit Happens.
Judaism: Why does shit happen to me?
Krishnaism: Shit happens, ring a dingy ding.
Jehovah's Witness:People now living will see shit happen.
Paganism: Each shit has its own name.
Atheism: Bullshit!
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7.
Jehovah's Witness view of Shit Happens: "Shit has been prophesied and is imminent! Only the righteous shall survive it happening!"
Gaze thine sallow orbs upon the definition inscribed above, young acolyte, and observe how the Striped Erzulie can turn "see above" into more than 20 words through the wonders of bullshit.
