Shit Hawk

What is Shit Hawk?


1.

a stupid, dumbass, fucking bird, that likes 2 shit everywhere. also known as, a seagull.

*that damn shit hawk!! crapped all over the new truck!!!

*im gunna kill that shithawk!!

*mommy! mommy!! the shithawk bit me!!

See me

2.

a big shitty bird that swoops down and puts poop on you and carries you away back to its big shitty nest.

im not afraid of no fucking shit hawks

See trailer park boys, bubbles, shit bird

3.

a seagull, so named because they are everywhere, crapping on your car and occasionally your person

"Keep your fly done up or a shit hawk will get you!!!" said Mom, as she lay on her deathbed dying of testicular cancer.

See shit, shit shotgun, trailer park boys, shit shoveller

4.

aka a faux hawk

a stripe of slightly longer hair on a male which is geled up to resemble a mohawk, but there is hair longer than stubble on the sides of the head.

referes to faux hawks for guys only; except in the circumstance of if the girl's side hair is longer than 1.5 inches and her hawk is shorter than 3 inches-then it's a shit hawk instead of a chick hawk

he wanted a mohawk, but his mom said no so he got a shit hawk instead.

See faux hawk, mohawk, bad hair

5.

To shit upon another's head in a stripe fashion to mimic a mohawk

I just gave a shit hawk to my partner last night.

See shit, hawk, mohawk, shithawk, faux hawk


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