Shit House Lawyer

What is Shit House Lawyer?


1.

An unqualified person who gives legal advice. Usually distorting the advice to favor a desired outcome.

You need to stop listening to that shit house lawyer or you're gonna get screwed!

See lawyer, tool, tool bag, advice


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