Shit In The Oatmeal

What is Shit In The Oatmeal?


1.

Pertains to really botching up a situation and/or the process of choking in a sports situation.

Tends to portray totally fucking up someone's blissful morning moments and can be followed with equally impressive screw-up scenarios -- however the act of finding a turd in one's oatmeal is the trigger-phrase.

What the hell was he thinking with that presentation?? Jesus-f'ing-christ, he really shit in the oatmeal this time -- and wiped his ass with the omellete!!

All they had to do was make 3 free-throws at the end of the game -- they really shit in the oatmeal that game.


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