What is Shit In The Oatmeal?
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Pertains to really botching up a situation and/or the process of choking in a sports situation.
Tends to portray totally fucking up someone's blissful morning moments and can be followed with equally impressive screw-up scenarios -- however the act of finding a turd in one's oatmeal is the trigger-phrase.
What the hell was he thinking with that presentation?? Jesus-f'ing-christ, he really shit in the oatmeal this time -- and wiped his ass with the omellete!!
All they had to do was make 3 free-throws at the end of the game -- they really shit in the oatmeal that game.
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Desire to ejaculate.
I want to get that nut tonight. I haven't had sex in over a month.
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When a person tickles the taint with their tongue in a circular motion.
Sally pulled a Texas Taint Tickler on Jim last night.
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