What is Shit In Your Mom's Mouth For 50p?


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it's pretty self explanatory

person 1: oh yeah, ur mom is dead!

person 2: yeah? well i shit in ur mom's mouth, for 50p. Half a pound! or 'dollar' if u are american


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