Shit Jerky

What is Shit Jerky?

The process of putting your shit in a food dehydrator and making beef jerkey out of your shit.

"Wow Mike, i really want to buy some beef jerky but it costs $5.95 a bag so i will make shit jerky out of the beef jerky i ate last night".

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