What is Shit Kick?
1.
a very painful punishment indeed, a shit kick is when you make a blunder and suffer being kicked in the anus, hoping that said punisher's foot does not reach your fecal matter and push it deeper in, which could result in days of constipation.
"awww dude i just got shit kicked by that guy cause i was sleeping with his girl!"
"damn man you better take lots of lax"
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2.
A forceful kick that is so hard that it causes the recipient to shit his or herself.
Shut up or I'll shit kick you, said Mike to Chris.
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