What is Shit Loaf?
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A Shit loaf is when you have fallen down because you are so drunk you accidently shit yourself. Hours later when you wake up in a pool of you own vomit (well you hope its your own vomit) you find that a shit loaf has developed in your pants.
A Shit loaf is basically just a slab of shit stuck to the back of your leg.
Andy: "Yo Neil you smell hella fine"
Neil: "Yeah I a major shit loaf going on"
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