What is Shit Magnet?
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Person who for some inextricable reason attracts bad things and events to happen to them.
That bloke's a complete shit magnet - If he fell into a flowerbed he'd still smell of cack.
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Any person, in which trouble and drama, follows them everywhere they go.
"Stay away from that chick. She's a total shit magnet."
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3.
Someone who is full of shit.
"Dude, shes full of shit. I know, she must be a shit magnet..."
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the name given to the water/piss splash which wets ones bottom when excreting a particularly heavy shit when sat on the toilet
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The skin of an old woman's vagina.
Hillary Clinton probably has rhino skin.
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The pattern that gets imprinted into your skin af..