Shit Mallet

What is Shit Mallet?

1.

To release gas from one's rectum (fart) in front of an automated sliding door like those found at entrances and exits of grocery stores, so that when the door opens and a breeze rushes in, on-comers will be hit directly in the olfactory system (nose - sense of smell) by one's 'stink'.

Jay farted in front of the doors at the Soccer Centre last night and when Joyce walked out through the doors, his 'stink' hit me like a 'shit mallet'.

See fart, stink, bomb, gas, poof
6

Random Words:

Mexicock
1. A derogratory(insulting) term used by white, black, and non-mexican latinos to refer to mexico. guy 1 Are u going to mexicock this sum..
Read more
Navy Job
1. A. A half assed job B. Any job the Navy completes or doesn't C. Something you were instructed to do by and idiot superior 1. ..
Read more
Shampoot
1. The act of farting in the shower. It is usually done without thinking first. For some reason only the gods know, these farts smell a bi..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free