What is Shit Misfire?
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When you have to take a shit really badly so you run to the toilet and pull down your pants but before you can sit down you unload massive amounts of slippery, steaming shit all over the bathroom.
Dude, I just had a shit misfire - there's fuckin shit everywhere man.
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