Shit Mist

What is Shit Mist?

When you fart around the turd that is locked and loaded in your colon. Typically lingers for several minutes.

Tommy dropped some shit mist in science lab today. My glasses fogged up and the chick next to me threw up.

See fart, mist, steam

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