What is Shit Mitten?
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When you roll toilet paper around ur hand like a mitten and use it to wipe the shit from your ass.
The pipes weren't clogged from the shit itself, it was from the damn shit mitten.
Damn that's a lot of poo! I'm definitely gonna need a shit mitten.
LITTLE KID- "Daddy wipe me.."
FATHER- "Uhh..why dont you use your shit mitten instead."
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Random Words:
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A fag who blocks another fag from getting some.
Barry can be such an ass blocker at times.
See fag, getting some, homo, gay..